Good evening everyone. Tonight we are dedicating our gossip to our first 6 months of operating..... This is what can only be called a stat-tastic edition...... I'm going to cover the in's and the out's and Miss Edith is going to cover the shake it all abouts..... I Gertie Jnr will obviously be covering all the important facts and figures - but Miss Edith has insisted she is involved and is apparently going to add some interesting facts along the way.....said she has them all

Come Hither, Come Hither..... It's Miss Edith here ... Happy Easter everyone. I hope the Easter Bunny has left you all a nutritious poop egg..... or similar. Well I'm in a tad of bother again today...... some pigs just have no sense of humour...... So at 6am I pretended to get a call on the rescue emergency line. Pulling many dramatic faces, getting everyone's attention by frantically pointing at the phone with my paws, while pretending to listen to a caller - Mmmm-ing and a